I usually get the taxi to the day job every morning because I hate waiting for buses in the morning. Yes the bus is cheaper but waiting is annoying.

Usually taxi drivers have breakfast radio blaring away in the background. Unfortunatly I always end up concentrating on listening to it, usually Scottish Radio Stations.

Id rather listen to silence and the taxi driver farting or my stomach rumbling than the crap the Scots ear has to pick up when these programmes are on. The music they play is bearable. Its the banter thats not.

The radio show has a zany presenter and a female ‘ sidekick’ who laughs at everything or tries to counterpoint the presenter’s zaniness and fake early morn energy by adding her own ‘ funnies ‘

Turn the dial and the same set up is on the other station..

Can we have test card music instead? Or in my 29th year am I becoming grumpy in the morning?

Im not sure if I have posted this before. Ive long had a theory that 80s cartoon classic Superted had hidden anti gay/AIDS messages. Obviously the creators didnt have that in mind - its just my deductions which are usually random and off the wall.

Whenever I have spoke about this to others, they too kind of agree…

Superted: His emblem on his teddy breast is like a yellow trimmed public triangle of a woman’s genital area. He is the hero, and the embodiment of good..

Boney: Boney was Texas Pete’s Skeletal sidekick who was, a skeleton with a camp voice and wore gloves and carpet slippers. He had strong homosexual overtones, and as it was made in the 1980s, his skeletal appearance had connotations of AIDS.

Spotty: Well Spotty was a good guy who caught VD. ( hence the spots )

Also, as mentioned by a good friend of mine, why did Spotty not fly up to Mother Nature and ask for the special linctus that gave Superted his powers? I mean, think of the waste of fuel and the awkwardness of wearing a rocket pack.

Dear reader,

Could you assist me with something that might be interesting? ( I don’t wish to elaborate any more at this stage.. )

Anyone who is a fan of the soap Neighbours could they contact me with regards to the following:

The character Steph Scully, fell pregnant and discovered her Breast Cancer returned. Am I correct in believing that she refused all treatment, delivered a healthy child and got the all clear from her Cancer?

Please get in touch..

Wank Week

Absolute class. Now, if a guy who stays in his wanking chariot and goes for it 20 times a day, is he a work avoider? How can one work and wank at the same time unless he is a champion multitasker?

Hence working men are wank avoiders?

I do not wish to enter into political blogging. It is boring and there are better bloggers out there who comment wonderfully. However watching George Galloway on Celebrity Big Brother does slightly annoy me. How is he representing his constituents? Or, is a stint on reality television the best way to encourage voting in real life issues instead of evictions?

He is not a celebrity. He was voted to represent the people, not for entering reality TV. Who is representing the constituents during his televisual holiday?

Well it seems that his electorate are not happy bunnies and I don’t blame them at all:
Why Isnt he at work?

How many people are going to take him seriously? The majority of Big Brother viewers are simply not interested in real life issues when they watch escapist TV. If they wish to learn about politics then they would be watching a political TV show. Simple as that.

It angers me because we have a guy here who is passionate in his ideology. If I watched BB, I wouldn’t be interested in hearing about an MP’s views.

Of course his supporters defend his move into reality TV.

BBC News Online

I do feel that any MP who is passionate in what they stand for, lose respect and tarnishes those beliefs if they start craving media attention for themselves, and not for how they wish to be a force for change to help society.

However, it is debatable if politicians actually help society…