I took a trip to Kelvingrove with my girlfriend on Saturday. I heard a lot of good things about the place and its refurbishment. Pretty good fun and I could probably lose myself in there for a few hours in the future.

My enjoyment was marred by the amount of screaming kids around the 2 to 4 year age group running around. No doubt they were taken there by weekend dads because their fathers have no clue as to where to take them. The fathering instinct took hold and made me realise that I wouldnt take a toddler to a museum. Id rather take them for ice cream and a bag of chips, but not neccesarily in that order.

Have you ever thought about what you would leave behind to be placed in a museum for generations you will never see to look at?

Id bequeath the following:

A pair of well worn adidas samba trainers
Some hair pomade and my favourite brush
Empty diet irn bru cans

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Pretty pointless to people who are not me or lived my life. But there are a good number of rediculous things in museums that have no relevance to my life..