I have a week off, so I decided to have a seriously lazy weekend reading books and playing Football Manager 2007. Within a short space of time I ( using the managerial pseudonym Sir Wilfrid Winterbottom ) guided my team to a domestic treble within my first season in charge. As I wished to be a club legend I resigned and took charge of a lowly English Conference team. Its not working out and regardless of my track record, I’m due to be sacked if I lose my next game.

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I was on the bus on Saturday when an old man who was drunk shouted to a little girl about six years old who was traveling alone ( SHOCKING! ) that ‘ If I hear you pimp again I’ll chop yer fuckin hands aff ‘

For readers who are not used to Glaswegian: The drunk told the girl not to break wind or something bad might happen to her.

Glasgow can be a strange place. Not one passenger said anything, not even the pensioners and pensioners on buses are usually the first people to say something to drunks or people who shout swear words.

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Finally, I have received some emails regarding an update on the life of Glen Michael. I do not work at the same place as him anymore so I cant help and lets respect Cecil’s privacy!