I have spent the evening manipulating Tommy Sheridan’s mother’s singing of The Impossible Dream onto computer for posterity. In fact I manipulated it so much I am seriously considering making it my mobile phone ring tone. How cool would it be for my phone to ring on a packed bus in the morning with her dulcet, velvety rich, life experienced tones rising gracefully out of my jacket pocket, reaching an audience of work weary bus travellers..?..

Yes. I would go that far.