I had a really good Friday night. We discovered a new venue that I will frequent from time to time. Boho in the West End has a really good mix of clientèle and I was hard pressed to try and spot a ned. For toilet aficionados, the gents was a wonderful experience and clean, with no twigglets in the cubicles. If you are male, and appreciate nice girls, then Boho is for you..

One thing, never mix Tequila with Cocktails.. I’m not a tequila merchant, or a cocktailer and thankfully I’m glad of that. In the cocktail bar I saw people with expensive champagne about £100 a bottle. I want their day jobs.

£100 for drink that will soon be processed into a liquid which will pour out of the urethra is a bit too much for my scrooge like tendencies when it comes to alcohol. During my fat Elvis period I could drink anyone over and under the table. Now, in my underweight period I drink very little. The Glasgow artist Stuart Murray once said ‘ Two pints an hes embdys… ‘

( For non Glaswegians.. The translation of the quote is ‘ After quaffing two pints of beer, he will go with anyone ‘

Which was, and still is not true.