From: Gwenda Bond

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No. But they once asked me to ‘ Put they traffic cones back from where you got them from. ‘

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
I’m a Grade A coward when it comes to these things. I was at M&D’s Theme Park last week and avoided going on the rides apart from the dodgems!

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
When I was eight years old.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Someone else I love.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, Ive never seen one - well I don’t think Ive seen one.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes, especially when someone gives me the creative kick up the ass.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Look at the evidence!

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Neither. I’m weird when it comes to women.

9. Do you stay friends with your ex’s?
They don’t want to stay friends with me. Usually Ive been discarded. I believe in karma though..

10. Do you know how to play poker?
No. When I used to be a proud Amiga 600 owner I had Cover Girl Strip Poker and I used a cheat to see the women get naked…

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
All the time during my Fat Elvis Period. I didn’t wish to sleep at all. Just eat 24/7.

12. What’s your favourite commercial?
That recent Transforming car one..

13. What are you allergic to?
Penicillin, Doctors and nasty people.

14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
I don’t drive!

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes, as does everyone. Everyone has secrets they never tell anyone.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
I hate baseball.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Twice, in 1990.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
I remember most of them.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
When I saw my former work colleague Sir Alan Macilwraith on the front page of the Daily Record newspaper!

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Daft question!

21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
Well, someone I have been curious about…

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
No.

23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Oh hell yeah! I’m one of those sad ‘ safety is paramount! ‘ kind of people.

24. What cell service do you use?
Orange! 200 Any time Minutes with 500 FREE Texts per month.

25. Do you like Sushi?
I could eat the stuff forever and a day. Its expensive in Scotland though, so I limit my intake to once per month.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Life is a fatal accident.

27. What do you wear to bed?
Started doing the naked thing again…

28. Been caught stealing?
No.

29. What shoe size do you have?
UK Size 10.

30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Hatred is a weakness which causes stress and can make situations worse than they are. I dislike people, but that is part of human nature. Hatred is another beast altogether, and thankfully I don’t hate anyone. Again lying is human nature as well….

31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Neither.

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
I would like to cuddle into Kate Winslet, but without copulating.

33. Favourite Song?
This week it has been The Sunday’s Heres where the story ends.

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
A few times..

35. What food do you find disgusting?
Anything that has blood dripping out of it.

36. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes.

37. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”?
Not for many years!

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Yes, because I have so much affection for them..

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes. I believe in truth, justice and the all Glaswegian way.

40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes, it was a dark experience that created ripples in the fabric of my social life for quite some time after the event..