Today, I have been thinking about the flats I have been to view to date. Most of them are female dominated flats and they usually tell me ‘ After thinking it over, we think we should get another girl in. Sorry! ‘

Any solid offers I have had are from flats which are not clean and run by men who don’t know how to cut their nails or flush a toilet.

‘ Aye, the room is yours if you want it. It would be great so we kin aw come hame n hav a smoke at night ‘

The above is the latest example of ‘ Yes, we would like you to stay! ‘

I would rather live with female flatmates because they are tidy, clean and appreciate the need for space more. However its pretty sad that many think that all men are slobs and disrupt the pyjama parties they have.

So, as I am very tall and have good legs, I am now considering placing a room wanted ad:

27 year old Transvestite looking for cheap double room as I’m saving for the big op. I am very feminine and wish to have cosy nights in with the girls and wild nights out with the boys. I accommodate all. Very friendly, looking to share with females only as they understand and I could model for them if they have Ann Summers nights.